me, grandma, paralia

my grandma and i took a stroll yesterday and watched my little cousin play on the playground.

me at the platia (central sq), being strangled by an imaginary friend

i've received complaints that i always make the same ugly face.

the church to human ratio in greece is probably the highest in the world. here is another one. and of course, mcdonalds branding.

i wanted to add another picture of my grandma. she looks pretty frail. she is frail.
i dunno, anyway...

random katerini and paralia

if you walk west (i think) from the kendro (central sq), you will hit this street eventually that leads to the park where my grandparents (father's side) used to live.

me on the boardwalk at the paralia, a beach hangout with typical tourist crap and extremely dirty water. it's been a bit too cold to go swimming.

the main street at the paralia. notice how America has spread its filth to the furthest corners of the globe. i love it!

if you take a stroll throughout katerini, youll notice a lot of shit like this. there's a considerably large subversive punk movement in europe, particularly in greece and eastern europe. you'll find anarchy symbols everywhere. the next time greeks joke about how stupid american's are because they cant point to greece on the map, ill remind them that i have half a dozen photographs of random swastikas, pentagrams, and anarchy symbols spread throughout their precious ancient cultured towns that contain so much history.

"2pac thug life"

a random shot from my little rock pier.

no love like grandma's

recently, my grandmother had a stroke. it left half of her her body paralyzed - she cant move her right arm and leg despite being right handed. her typical day starts in her bed, where she is later lifted onto her wheelchair. when the weather permits, she takes a stroll (in her chair) but lately she just sits in the living room watching tv. minus a couple of meals, she spends her hours watching tv and pondering life - until about 9:30 when she hits the sack.

last night i went out, hanging out with friends. around 12am (Greek time) i came to my favorite internet cafe here in katerini (where i am typing this now) and spent a couple of hours chatting with you guys, blogging, etc. around 4am, i decided it was time to embark on my 12 min journey home (to my grandma's house).

as i approached the gate i made a small racket. i could hear in the distance something to begin to call my name. as i got closer to the door, i heard a faint "JU-nior, esi ise?" (junior is that you?). i quickly ran to the front door and opened it to check on my grandma. i found her sitting up in bed in an almost pitch black room, her right hand clutching her favorite icon of the mother mary. she was fine of course. i asked, "grandma! what are you still doing up!?"

in her heavy ethnic greek dialect she responded: "what are you doing staying out all night? i was waiting for you".

it was past 4am.

me and my yiayia

some pics of me and my grandma at easter lunch

here you can see her being a little scandalous and seductive. you can tell she had it back in the day.

who is this monkey on my cheek?

more natural pose. she's lost a lot of weight since the stroke.

a look of bewilderment.

this picture makes me sad. god how time flies. i usually feel so young, but sometimes i cant help but feel old. i wish i made more of the time i had as a kid.

easter with the family

sunday was easter. one of the largest, if not THE largest holiday in greece. i spent it with my cousins and grand ma.

following in her great older cousin leo's footsteps, this one is a goof ball. here name is selini. named after my grandmother. my sister is named after the same person (as is my other cousin). greeks have certain naming conventions that result in everyone sharing a set of 10 common names.

me and my other cousin elpitha. she is named after her grandma (my aunts mother)

my easter lunch. feta cheese, potatoes, salad, and lamb.

on easter, its a tradition to dye eggs red and then crack them on eachother. you obviously want to have the hardest egg that cracks the others without getting cracked. mine failed of course (i believe my grandma won). i hated this tradition because it required that you eat the egg after, which i dont like to do.

here is most of the fam. starting counter clockwise from 12oclock, is vesca (my grandma's nurse), my aunts uncle, my aunts mother and father, my grandma, and cousin.

random

here are some random photos from my camera. unfortunately the good ones were already removed and saved to my portable hard drive. now that i have figured out how to efficiently resize, i will begin adding more. in the mean time, enjoy these.

here is a stray dog in athens. they have tons of them everywhere.

here is a closeup of me and my grandma. see my double chin?

a better shot of me and my grandma. she cant leave her bed.

at the top left, we have lamb tongue. on the right lamb brain. at the bottom is just lamb face meat.

lamb intestines, liver, and heart. yummy.

athens and katerini

central thessaloniki. just in front of "the web" my favorite internet cafe. doesnt that look like the mystery machine in the corner?

mt olympus. home of the gods.

view on the balcony of cattia's house (dad's friend i am staying with)

this mt was set on fire a while back, still scorched back.

inside the slammer

below are photos chronicling my short stint inside of a foreign prison.

so this is apparently level 5 confidential information. anyone viewing this outside of the country, particularly in currently a part of the axis of evil (or future axis of evil), should close their browsers now. this is a photo of the US embassy that i smuggled out, under trying conditions, that led to me serving 5 grueling, aggravating hours of harsh interrogation.

this is me after being subjected to a few slaps, water boarding, and shock therapy

they forced me to stand on my hands and head for hours until all the blood rushed to my face.

dont let this smile on my face give you the wrong impression. it fucking sucked. i wouldnt recommend anyone going to an athenian jail (unless you have the right company, which i did thankfully). they make you do all sorts of things i wouldnt dare recall now.

they may revel in the fact that they stole 4.5 precious hours of life from an american citizen, but i got the last laugh. my name is now immortalized in the wall, giving hope to those who come after me. manos actually wrote USA on the ceiling in very big, bold letters. i didnt take a picture though i should have.

live from a foreign prison

athends day 1 part 2

some more pictures from my adventures in athens, day 1.

no war memorial would be complete without a tomb of the unknown solider, shown above.

here is a random chappel inside of athens. greece is an extremely religious place (everyone is christian, and by everyone, i mean about 99.8% of the people.)

the parthenon off into the distance. the parthenon sits on top of mt acropolis. the italians blew it up when the turks decided to store gun powder inside of it. if you ask me, they were just jealous we had a better looking ancient wonder than they did. bastards had to go and ruin it. hmf...

inside of a chappel. i dont think i was supposed to take this photo.

PUNCH BUGGY BLACK, x2.
gg, lw, noob

athens day 1

here are some pictures of random places throughout athens.

greece is on, or very near an earthquake fault line. here, the eart opened up an a huge portion of the earth sunk. it created this pool of water that is so deep, supposedly no one has swum to the bottom. taken with a grain of salt of course.

beautiful picture of the water and some rocks, some famous places from greek mythology off in the distance.

here is my dear friend manos (newly ordained) who was kind enough to skip his lousy job to be my generous tour guide. this is apparently a small shrine built by a man just before he died. he decided to give back to god and built this without anyone being none the wiser.

another view from the pretty rocks.

manos is a pro photographer. here i am with my eyes closed, with all of the athenian glory in the background. (well not nearly all of athens. the city is extremely wide).